They've always said that kids say the darnedest things, but the people that can probably prove that the most besides parents are teachers. Even in the midst of reprimanding, there are just some cases where laughter can't be avoided. If you've ever been around children, no matter how old or how young, chances are, you've found humor in something they've said.
Here are a few examples, that are just for fun of course, of the funniest things kids have said to teachers.
"Well, when the video was done, there was a moment of complete silence in the classroom."

"I taught first grade. We had to show a mandatory YouTube video on the first day about sharing and being nice. It was very, very lame. It had really annoying puppets and just sucked. Well, when the video was done, there was a moment of complete silence in the classroom and this adorable little boy who barely spoke English just said, "What the hell?" I had to talk to him about his language, but he seriously just voiced what we were all thinking."— Redditor YouKnowHowIBe
"Is it too late now to say sorry?"

"Couple years ago, cannot remember exactly what the student was doing, but he was out of his seat and I'd already reprimanded him twice ... so in my teacher voice say 'M! You need to step outside of my classroom right now!' He sings back in a perfect Justin Bieber voice 'Is it too late now to say sorrrrrrry?' I laughed but then quickly recovered to teacher voice and said it was most definitely too late and he needed to wait for me in the hallway!"— Redditor mathlady89
"I did not laugh even though I really wanted to."

"I teach undergrad courses. I caught a student that had plagiarized a few paragraphs in one of her papers. I asked her to stay after the lecture and sat her down, asking if she had plagiarized her paper. Her eyes got huge, she welled up and then she said, 'I did! I'm so sorry! I was so tired and had so much work and my roommate told me to do it and said you would never find out.' Then with the most serious expression she whispered, 'And, I know now she's the devil!'
"I did not laugh even though I really wanted to."— Redditor Damsell
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